The Netgalley Review & a Book Launch Invite

It starts off politely enough with the disclaimer freebie readers are required to use: “Thank you Netgalley for the free review copy in exchange for my honest opinion.” Then it launches into “Mother******g piece of s**t, this to describe my newborn baby piece of literature. (One that young preview readers have told me is my best ever, ever.)

Really? Feel free to be less honest. Or at least less profane.

He’s an 18 year-old reviewer reading (and ranting) about a YA with 16 year-old female protagonist, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Still it’s clearly not for his demograph.  He would never have purchased this novel from a bookstore.

But he wants to be outrageous. He has a blog to populate.
Swearing will maybe draw people to his website now, lure them to buy his upcoming selfie story, hook them into offering him a book or movie contract.

No.

He is everything that is wrong with the Internet. And he’ll never read this because all he wants to do is express himself, not listen to others.

He deserves to be strapped to a chair and forced to watch Fifty Shades of Grey over and over.

In other news, you are invited to my launch of Best Friends Through Eternity, Sunday, February 15, 2:00 p.m. at A Different Drummer Books, 513 Locust, Burlington, Ontario.

To pre-order your autographed piece of literaturebetter-friends-than-ever-approved please call 905-639-0925

Fresh and Local Artists in your community

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I am your local author.

 

To celebrate Family Literacy Day 0n Saturday January 24, 10:30 to 11:30 I will read from my some of my favourite picture books at Tansley Woods Library, 1996 Itabashi Way in Burlington.

When I first began writing middle grade and young adult novels, I dreaded being labeled with those words. I wanted to be a best selling international writer not the one that needed the neighbor’s pity purchase. Hard to be avoided though, every time a reporter said something about me in the Burlington Post or the Hamilton Spectator, the header included those two words, Local Author.

 

At least reporters said things about me and that ground roots support cleared bookshelves at the local stores.

 

My last novel Dying to Go Viral, sold close to 50,000 copies in Norway, Sweden, Finland and Germany. In Canada it sold,1,200. Maybe they were all to my neighbors, who knows. Still maybe I am less of that local hero than I used to be.

 

But now, older and wiser, I cherish a sense of community. That is why I will be reading to a young audience who have nothing to do with what I write. I won’t wear a t-shirt with the covers of my book on, which I used to do at the beginning of my career. I certainly won’t bring books to sell, show or tell about.

 

I  will just curl up in a chair at my favourite library and read the picture books I love to the children who live in my neighborhood.

 

Spoiler alert,at the top are my glowing grandchildren who hold the books I will read : Linda Bailey’s Stanley at Sea, Rebecca Bender’s Giraffe and Bird, and Patricia Storm’s The Pirate and the Penguin.  Rebecca lives in Burlington, Patricia used to live here and Linda lives in Vancouver which is just a short flight away.  Amazing fresh and local talent.

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